Convention Goggles :: Protect your little delegate

Yes, Trojan Condoms has an inflatable booth within the perimeter of the Pepsi Center, where the Democratic Convention starts today. The girls handing out “product” are using the line: “Help us get on the agenda.” One of them didn’t really speak English.
“So, what does this say about the Democrats?” I asked her.
“I don’t know nothing about that,” she says. “I don’t even like…”
I’ve picked up at least 10 free condoms in the last hour, just passing back and forth. They won’t you leave without them…But I suppose that there must be a lot of loving going around. What with all the free brandy and champagne going around, there’s sure to be some regretful liaisons…


Heck, you might think you are going to bed with Rep. Robert Wexler and wake up next to Rep. Henry Waxman.




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